Tuesday, April 14, 2009
idk
cats are cute when they do cute stuff
dogs are cute when they do cute stuff
bunnies are cute when the do cute stuff
girls are hot when they do hot stuff
guys.... no never
dogs are cute when they do cute stuff
bunnies are cute when the do cute stuff
girls are hot when they do hot stuff
guys.... no never
poem nn stuff
i have seen lots of poems on peoples shit.. and ive decided to write one here we go.........
when i go outside
the ground feels soft
"like a twinkie, like a twinkie"
o i got another one
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side hahaha
wait thats a joke i suck at this
O i have a nice joke!!!
there are three girls.
first one goes to dad and says, "why is my name Rose?"
and the dad says, "cause a rose fell on your head when you were little."
the second girl goes to dad and says, "why is my name violet?"
and the dad says, "cause a violet fell on your head when you were little."
the last girl goes to dad and says, "DERRRRRRR!"
and the dad says, "SHUTUP CYNDERBLOCK!" hahahahahhahaha thats my favorite joke
when i go outside
the ground feels soft
"like a twinkie, like a twinkie"
o i got another one
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side hahaha
wait thats a joke i suck at this
O i have a nice joke!!!
there are three girls.
first one goes to dad and says, "why is my name Rose?"
and the dad says, "cause a rose fell on your head when you were little."
the second girl goes to dad and says, "why is my name violet?"
and the dad says, "cause a violet fell on your head when you were little."
the last girl goes to dad and says, "DERRRRRRR!"
and the dad says, "SHUTUP CYNDERBLOCK!" hahahahahhahaha thats my favorite joke
oh shit!
i have a tumor in my brain... brain tumor... im afraid this is my last splurgin' blog....goodbye
Ha just kidding. o and for all the people with tumors. (no offence...god loves u...or does he?)...(no just kidding he does...sometimes)
Ha just kidding. o and for all the people with tumors. (no offence...god loves u...or does he?)...(no just kidding he does...sometimes)
SPLURGE AROUND THE HOUSE!!!
...damn...
Oh and my dog just ate a whole pizza, and hes a pug. (TINY!) and he got it off of a three foot counter while it was on top of the toaster oven. yea, thats what i said.
sorry
It is SPLURGE!! not slurge excuse me if i said slurge i dont even know what the hell that is if u know tell me
The Grand Definition
(actual definition)SPLURGE-an ostentatious display, esp. an extravagantly expensive one;to spend (money) lavishly or ostentatiously: He splurged thousands on the party. ;to show off.;to indulge oneself in some luxury or pleasure, esp. a costly one: They splurged on a trip to Europe.
(my definition)SPLURGE- a wet fart after drinking chemicals; a very weird sound ; an exclamation: ex: What the SPLURGE was that?; and for random comments
that is all you need for slurgey duce....go forth my bretheren and splurge PEACE!!
(my definition)SPLURGE- a wet fart after drinking chemicals; a very weird sound ; an exclamation: ex: What the SPLURGE was that?; and for random comments
that is all you need for slurgey duce....go forth my bretheren and splurge PEACE!!
SPLURGEEEE!
shizzbizz man, im flippin' splurge. i wish i wasnt but hey, its what i do. cause thats the way i rolls this bowls biznichle. sorry. im new at this thing. uhh. bye
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